the moment we met

omg, the bachelor. this victoria has a terrible influence over you. btw i'm running out of beer.

you're such a perv   and you're getting soft, i'm kinda worried   i guess whisky will do then  

you mean; now you're old and boring? i've already noticed that bro and come on, you're getting me in trouble again    

i can, he can't

laissez son caleçon chez une nana pour y revenir = la pire excuse du monde. je vais le donner au secours pop. j'espère que ça mettra pas une meuf enceinte. j'ai lu sur doctissimo que c'était possible

pas besoin de souvenir, apparemment suffit d'un peu de déprime

J'ai vu Neal aujourd'hui    Je pense qu'il me faut un verre. Ou dix.

man, that's all i need. where you want to go ?

omg dude, i'm laughing so hard rn. how old are you? man-up and text her! or go to greece idk. (plus it wasn't my fault, your fish was suicidal).  

yay and it was great, no need to be jealous and you're so in denial ! ofc you're playing hard to get ! you still love her, admit it. put your pride to the side for once bro. and don't be direspectful, bob gave its body to science the day it jumped into that frying pan.

Oui oui, celui-là. C'est le prof de Romy, putain.      

Je sais pas. Je pense que je préfère ne pas y penser.

Marché conclu.  

not a soap opera, still you're acting like a fcking diva. srlsy bro get yo shit together. you destroyed what you had with her, and here you are, whining like a lil bitch bc you want her attention. you love her? take the damn plane or txt her ok? stop acting stupid.

and a cat wouldn't fit in a frying pan. plus, i like cats.  

i'm in aha. what's wrong with u ? you're feeling right ?    haha, i just need any alcohol tonight. fucking week.

yes i can be quite clever sometimes. and there's no way in hell i'm texting her. grow up, jules. and maybe she deserves the greek guy after all, you're such a pussy    

ok then i'll tell mom that you spilled our great-grandma's ashes, and that you decided to replace it with flour.

u sure you want me to text her? i swear you'll regret it.  

FINALLY!

it's not about doing favors, it's about you being a wimp  

and omg that sense of humor, no wonder why she left you    

ok.. why not. i'm not against the change, but man, i can't recognize you anymore.   well, i'm not in the mood of having sex tonight, just want drink and well i'll see. you know i can change my mind easily.    
you piss me off ahah. you know, questions about girls. you know my story is a big shit. and now, everything stills remind me this since i went to this fucking wedding

Oh je vois !

tu diras à Jude qu'il me manque aussi. Un peu. beaucoup juste pour me dire ça ? t'as bien fait.

tu vas bien ?    

tu veux peut-être savoir si toi tu me manques ?

je sais pas. j'étais pas décidé alors j'ai pas pris de billet R. on verra.

et maintenant ? tu vas bien ?

je pense à toi...  je devrais pas  

je dois rester en Grèce encore quelques temps. Mamita elle va pas très bien depuis un certain moment. Elle me parle de toi encore. 

why ?